a flat stomach is overrated its all about the rolls u need a crane to help u lift hell yeah show me those croissants babe
nice eyebrows are crucial i cant stress this enough if you fill your eyebrows in please dont make them an inch thick and dark as hell i mean unless youre into that i guess but shit looks like u used a sharpie
if you like me and got a vageen (rhymes with canteen) send me pictures of your breast meats ive fallen and i cant get up and you are my life alert
old ladies got fat asses why yall aint checking for the wrinkle club
Shit, I’ve been tryna get some meemaw pussy for years.
Sometimes I don’t know what I’m waking up to with the both of you.
being predictable isnt fun